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They hang the man, and flog the woman, That steals the goose from off the common; But let the greater villain loose, That steals the common from the goose.
They hang the man, and flog the woman,
That steals the goose from off the common;
But let the greater villain loose,
That steals the ...
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Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
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A clear conscience is a sign of a fuzzy memory.
A clear conscience is a sign of a fuzzy memory.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
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Krúžok na kľúče je starý vynález, ktorý nám umožňuje stratiť všetky kľúče naraz.
Krúžok na kľúče je starý vynález, ktorý nám umožňuje stratiť všetky kľúče naraz.
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When I lie down on my bed and look at the stars in the sky I always wonder where the heck is my ceiling?
When I lie down on my bed and look at the stars in the sky I always wonder where the heck is my ceiling?
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Did it ever occur to you that nothing occurs to God?
Did it ever occur to you that nothing occurs to God?
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Life is complex: it has real and imaginary parts.
Life is complex: it has real and imaginary parts.
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If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?
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Alcohol is not an answer but it certainly helps to forget the questions.
Alcohol is not an answer but it certainly helps to forget the questions.
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When you are standing on the edge of a cliff a step forward is not progress.
When you are standing on the edge of a cliff a step forward is not progress.
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When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing.
When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing.
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If we don’t change direction soon, we’ll end up where we’re heading.
If we don’t change direction soon, we’ll end up where we’re heading.
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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